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of the coffee ethic who died this week. tom, you it's the mystery hour's 100th episode!!!! crazy! the only people watching now arethe people who did not see the earliest episodes. jimmy ruedlinger is here from the 2016 world's fastest pizza making competition. and we have a great title sponsor. our title sponsor are excited to hear my speech orknow who i am.

so i'm otc's commencement speaker next month. i have no idea who you are. no. i'm not aware. excuse me. do you know who i am? do you know who i am? do you have any guesses? like a famous model? probably.

yeah. a model yeah. you must bea model. thank you but no. i get that a lot. i will indeed be their graduation speaker coming up. look everybody! it's our mayor! bob stevens! the mayor! what do you have for us? a special time. 100th episode, my gosh. so we're going to have a proclamation with audience participation, ok? now proclamation has a lot of whereases in it and you read

job is to yell “jeff houghton” ok? whereas. all right, we're there. whereas, as local talent and whereas (crowd) jeff houghton! the first episode on friday april 12th, 2012. and whereas, selected for and presented with an emmy award in october 2015. (crowd roars)

and whereas jeff at the world famous gailey's drug. and whereas, jeff houghton along with the staff of the mystery hour began taping their 100th episodeapril 16th, 2016, now therefore i robert stephens, mayor of the city of springfield, do hereby proclaim april 16th, 2016, to be jeff houghton day (crowd roars) springfield that it gives to theworld. thank you all. that was a pretty good impersonator. let's do things i've noticed!

it's not that bad.) that will happen 100 episodes from now. about five years, probably. i've noticed that the new talentportion of the election cycle is really benefitting senator kanye. i've noticed that high school being extended to age 38 is the i've noticed that sure, global warming deniers were wrong, in the back. show has been seamless after theuntimely murder of jimmy

fallon that i had nothing to do with. so it is the 100th episode, it'sa huge deal to us, so we thought have a song. by the mystery hour writers, so they've written we've grown in crazy ways since our randy bacon days, but jeff started with no cameras in a basement. but honestly, none of us were there. i was. 3 2 they said it couldn't be done, they said we'd get cancelled.

one hundred episodes. when we first came to this greatbig gillioz? no music, musical chairs and some very dirty bears and jeff somewhere along the line we hit our stride. we had our first 500 person crowd. and we noticed things that made our parents proud. they said it couldn't be done. they said we'd get cancelled. 3 2

but we did do it, mom! but we didn't get cancelled! one hundredth episode! oh, hey, who's thing? oh look, it's state representative missouri house of representatives. and i thought this is the appropriate moment. you're not doing anything right now no, nothing at all. and the speaker of the house.

it has a lot of whereases. i don't know if that's ok. let's do a few of them. we've had a lot of whereases tonight. so, okso just do like three of them. whereas the missouri house of representatives always welcomes the of the show me state media have that been shown through the years to be exemplary componentsof their local communities. of its emmy award winning production. the mystery hour began in the original basement theatre of the

skinny improv as a conspicuouslyfake television that after more the mystery hour is a shared community passion project with another version of ozarks jubilee. significant accomplishments garnered by the mystery hour since its inception and convey to it the legislative body's most all right, we have a great guesttonight. but we also have a (jeff making sound like the popping of a balloon filled with gas from flatulent orangutans.) missouri traffic tickets dot com. if you get a ticket, just click it.

pizza making competition. he works at domino's. here's what we're gonna do. you have to do three pizzas? you go as fast as you can. are you getting sassy with me? i'm trying. sorry. 35-36. three pizzas in 35 seconds?

one of us? gave you a head start. so the competition is coming up when? i had to turn in a video and didthree pizzas in like 50 seconds i had my kid in there and he wasmaking pizzas or whatever. yeah. 1 in 18. 18? that's it? 18 people qualified.

i don't know how. you just make. all right. let's do it. we're gonna go. yeah, however you want to do it. i want my apron. what you're gonna do is you're going to sauce, then cheese and the pepperoni. while you'redoing that, i'm going to try to them's fighting words, pizza boy! ready?

these have to be sellable to customers, jeff. this table's not ideal. i'm judging you right now. are you? please don't. so we're calling it a draw? cheer him on! welcome back! we've come to thefavorite part of the show. what are you here for? are you suing me? why are you suing me?

i don't like the show. frickin' tad morlan. hey we do have a great guest tonight. a stand up comedian. he's here with us tonight. please give it up for tyler snodgrass! things are different from when iwas last here. springfield's gotten really cool. as soon as i left, everything got better. which is rude, actually. it's rude of you guys. but not only is springfield changed since i moved to chicagoa few years ago. i think i've changed too. i have a mustache now.

if you didn't know me, i didn't always have this. mustache keeps the house. whenever i shaved my beard off ithought i'd look like a you see it. you can see it. this is true, i turned 27 last weekend so i'm another year old. thank you. yeah, i think it's gonna be a good year. i think this is going to be a good year for me. i think this is the year i finally go from balding to bald. you all feel that? i didn't miss missouri. people in chicago will ask me what's it

like to be from southwest missouri and i of course i say until i and our state bird is obesity. so it's a great place to be. i got to see my grandparents while i'm on this trip back home. that's exciting. they're farmish people. they still livein a that's the name of their house even though it sounds like the worst dorito you've ever had. you don't want that flavor. it's a bad flavor. i was talking to them and they're talking differently these days. and my grandpa said it is the good rain. what?

that's crazy. is grandpa haunted? what's happening? i don't understand. hemmingway novel? what is the situation? english in high school before it's like conducting a book club they're there. so i have all that sweet sweet teacher money for a little bit. best joke of the set and then i moved to chicago and i didn't expensive in chicago. anybody poor here? anybody willing to admit it?

(crowd cheers) or not here's a quick test. youever been on a diet but not on purpose at all? decisions at first like you change the way you spend things because if you have money you just go to a doctor. if you don't have money you're like “will i die?” and google it. have you ever not been able to afford toilet paper so every time you poop you have to shower? anybody ever do that? some of you it turns out.

you know how you buy food? i bought a food. just a single month and i found an 18 dollar ham that was 9 pounds of meat it's keeps forever. every meal's breakfast. i was going ham on one last thing. that's really important. i ride a bike everywhere. my name is tyler. thank you guys! tyler snodgrass! that's our show! just so you know ten percent of our box office proceeds tonight goes to the brain aneurysm foundation.

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