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top of the mornin' to ya laddies! my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back... to jack-a-tron land! you're all very welcome, get your tickets at the door, come on in, ride some roller coasters, puke in my toilets... it'll be a great day! bring out your kids, everyone'll be fine! so i wanna try the really hard thing i was gonna do before... ... which was build a roller coaster that goes through another roller coaster.

like build one that comes out through here, goes all the way around, down around the park or somethin'... i don't know how that's gonna work, because everything seems to be kinda gravity-based. you saw this last time because i didn't put the pull tracks on it... .... that... i didn't have the gravity or the speed to get around the entire thing. so maybe i'll have to do that? i dunno. fir-- first off! first thing i wanna do is lower the ga-- the game is running really badly now because my framerates are shit...

'cause there's so much stuff in the game. uh, let's do a seat cam. oh yeeeeeah! [chuckle] this is my favorite- it's my favorite ride in the entire thing. i mean, boobie mountain is great. boobie hills are fine, they're covered in fire right now... ... so we got boobie fire mountain... but!

this just looks super cool. looks so awesome--- they're sittin' in the seats... i don't wanna sit in the seats for the entire thing, though-- interest... you guys okay? you guys fearin' for your lives yet? who-- who's pissed their pants so far? nobody?!

ohhhh, you will! [scraggly voice] you will be... [chuckle] (jack and his voice<3 so cute) come on! [clapping and unintelligible singing] i-i like how i looked to you guys to try 'n cheer along with me... ... and i didn't know what cheer i was doin' myself. all the way up! [excited giggling]

come on! get there faster! i wanna see people drop and get scared and fall over and everything! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! here comes the drop! just like skrillex! d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass! that's not skrillex, but whatever. [giggle] whoooooooooooohohohoooooooo!

oh, i wanna go on it so badly myself! oh, god, it's terrifying how the ground disappears from underneath you! ohhhhhh, it's too fast! (but jack.. speed is keeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!) yo-- bleeeeeugh-- [laughter] fuckin' awesome! and then you go outside, it's-- --bleeeeeeeugh-- annd then you just stop.

you come around, then it's just--- [clap] ride's over. stop. get outta that. okay, that was awesome. it's nice to ge-- to get on your rides every now and then and see what they're like. so if i was to put another... ... crazy-ass roller coaster in this place, where would i put it? that's the problem, and i can't just, like, mass-delete shit now. which would be awesome.

i'd love to be able to just, like, mass-delete... n-no, not this roller coaster. i dunno... mass-delete somethin'? i have t'-- i have t' level out this terrain back here. sculpting... ... flatten to surface... is this-- is this the thing i want? wait.

smooth-- flatten to /foundation/, there we go. a-ha! no! there we go! you have to like... ... hover it over the surface that you want... ... to have as the base... ... and then you flatten to that level. there we go.

so i want everything to be leveled. everything-- e-everything the same-- did i just mess up boobie mountain? [whispering] no. it's still okay. good. is everything on the level? are ye doin' everything by the books? on the level? this... ... pisses me off so much. that i made it so high that this decided to go-- shoonk!

i mean, a roller coaster like this in real life would not make any sense. this is-- this is a fuckin' death trap waitin' to happen. wait! can i edit some of this? could i please?! edit track? no, 'cause i have to close you. i don't wanna close you down again, i closed you once before, i won't close you again! [singing] no more, no more, no more, no more!

i could put the roller coaster, like, out here somewhere... and then it would go all the way up across... dooown, aroound, in over here, in through that, acro-- over this... ... and back down? [thick irish accent] should we give it a go?! we'll see what happens! i'm-- it's all about trying. there is no succeed without trying. there's also no death without jackaboy.

wh' kinda roller coaster we gonna have? uh, hyper coaster, that's what i have already, isn't it? custom looping... ... the american arrow... uhhhhhhh... ... launched. [reading from game] "accelerates faster than a racing car thanks to hydraulic launch system"-- [large gasp] [deeply] ooooooooooooh!

daddy want! so if this has... ... no, not like that... if this has a hydraulic launch system, does that mean i don't have to, like, do much with it at the start? is it gonna be like california screamin'? in disneyland, where you just sit in it and you're like... goodbye. ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡ booooooooooom! and you just fuckin' launch-- i love that roller coaster. so awesome.

ahhhhhhm... basic track? noooo, see, i need... launch system that propels them! [through chuckling] yes! [high-pitched] oooooohohoho! ohhhhhhh... you fuckers don't know what's about to happen! can we go higher than that? can we go, like, straight up?

[evil giggling] oh! i will not be happy with this entire theme park... ... unless somebody dies. there's no, like... ... pipes comin' out the sides. they're all just, like, directly below it-- oh, mother of fuckin' jesus. ohhhhhh! (・∀・ )

i love roller coasters, but even i'd be terrified to ride this in real life. 'kay, now bring it back doooown... back doooown, all the way down. yeah! 'cause y-- there is no up without a down! ya gotta come up and come straight back down... as-- as-- as-- [through gritted teeth] as straight as you can go. 'cause that's what's scary!

you go straight up, and straight down! look at this, this is not safe. wouldn't it be so fuckin' awesome... ... if-- well... not for the people involved-- -- 'd be so awesome if the game had, like, breakage involved. roller coasters shot up... track, bent 'n buckled, and then there's j'st-- cart runnin' off the side 'n out into the wilderness! and then a bunch 'a badgers came out and ate their faces! ahhhh, that would be awesome!!! [laughing]

i'm not a psychopath, i swear! {suuuuure} this is right-- right at the edge of the park... so ye get to see the scenery, ye get to see the wildlife 'n all-- whatever. fuckin' bears... maybe bear grylls is out there, you'd be like "hey, bear!" "fassap?" he'd be like, [australian accent] "i'm out here... hikin' in the wilderness..."

"lookin' out at-- a-- roller coaster..." "... had to drink my own urine." at least i make myself laugh! oh wait! *realization* i made all of this hydraulic launch tracks. oh no, that can't be done! oh no, these need to be standard tracks now! that means...

allllllll of this is hydraulic launching... ... which means it's going to be insanely fast. two kids gon' die tonight! (who? billy?!?) i mean, it's not fun unless i test it, right? unless i test the game? test your might? like, test what i can actually do! the boundaries of the limitations that this game allows me! and it's gonna be... fffffuckin' awesome!

and then... as you come over here... okay, no, we need-- we need some loops! i need to actually add some loops in here because i-it's fuckin' boring otherwise. no loops?? rolls? nothing?! why?! maybe i can just make my own loop... ... nope.

what i can do is add some twisties. add some twisters... and then everything'll sort itself out. 'cause this-- this roller coaster is running the entire length of the-- the park. this is gonna be the roller coaster... that... ahhhh... forbes is gonna call... "the scariest... ... bowel-inducing movement i've ever had in my life." you go up and you go sideways and then you turn back... yeah. pretty fuckin' good...

... i have no idea what i'm doin'. i have no idea what i'm doing... ... buuuut i'm happy doing it. tha-- that is all, back to you in the studio... jim. and then over here... ... we go here again... ... normally. like, everything's like, "ohhhhhh! scariest roller coaster in the world!" ha!

i laugh in your peanuts! here, we're going to-- oh no! no! no! we're gonna add some fuckin' hydraulic launch tracks again. [laughing] >:d so, you're gonna take off... like a fuckin' bullet bill again! and because i'm afraid of this whole thing losing momentum. so, i want it to come straight back over here-- it's not gonna be the most exciting roller coaster in the world. i'm going for speed more than, like, loops and all that. mainly 'cause... i can't fuckin' add any, can i?

the game was like, "this is too scary. you're not allowed any loops," and i'm like, "what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, game?" it's supposed to be scary! okay, can i go under this one? this is gonna take forever! i don't even know what i'm doin' anymore. this might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. [chuckling]

uhh, no, i need some hydraulic launch tracks again. [more chuckling] i'm-- i can't wait to see what this is like when people actually go on it! aww, this is gonna be fuckin' nuts! awesome, but nuts! and then you come up... over the rest of t-the park again. this is, like, takin' up so much space as well! oh, i love it so much! ah, i-it makes the park ugly as fuck, though.

'cause it's, like, puttin' tracks everywhere. but i think... ... 'cause the game is still so new... ... that i don't have to worry about this shit. i don't actually have to worry about... ... like, building restrictions and limitations and all that stuff. so... 'cause when i was puttin' the tracks underneath the big roller coaster here... ... this is fuckin' weird...

some of these were disappearing, so i think the tracks might actually-- er, the roller coasters might actually still work. even though... ... i'm, like, removing some of the bars on them? so, after awhile, i might be able to put some more stuff underneath this. the track might still stay elevated enough and support it... for the roller coaster... ahhm, and then i, yeah, and then i can get rid of all this really ugly-lookin' bars everywhere. and then over here, you're just gettin', like, a tour of everything. you're gettin' a tour of the park. 's nice!

it's gonna be a fuckin' nightmare, but it's nice! this is gonna have a colossal queue. it needs a big queue 'cause this is gonna be, like, the fuckin' ride of the park... ... and it's right at the start of the park, as well. so, i need to prepare for just an-- -- just an onslaught of people. and i need to slow down time because now we're in the am! 'cause i- i wanted to speed up night time. 'cause i wa- i wanna see this bad boy... in the fuckin' daylight!

ye-- it's-- ye can't bake a cake and then try and look at it in the dark and... try and see if it's a masterpiece or not! 'cause you're always gonna be, like, thinkin' in your head, "oh, of course it's a masterpiece," 'cause 'a fuckin' lookin' in the dark! {sage advice from jack-a-boy} [quieter] 'cause it's not always gonna be a masterpiece. this-- i have officially ruined this theme park, by the way. i am fully aware of that, i know that all the stuff i've just put in... is extremely ugly and now it doesn't make any sense. but ya know what? it's my theme park, and you're not my real dad! [calmer] i'm sorry. things got a bit real there for a second, do you still love me?

you still come over to my house, y-you play playstation? wanna play fifa? okay. i actually never play fifa. [chuckles] [through chuckles] i'm terrible at it. yes, everybody! you guys-- you guys 'mirin'?! i see you 'mirin'! not myron, like a person's name, admiring. i was trying to be cool and hip! (you're already cool, jack <3) {i got u fam, u hip.}

'cause it's fuckin' lost on you geriatrics. okay, and we go one more. okay, this queue might be too big. [chuckling] this might be way too big... ... buuut you know what? fuck it, man. just-- just fuck it. here we go! here we-- agh, f-- here we-- here we-- here we-- n-- okay, no...

i'm removing some of it. i just wanna make a- a straight line goin' right from here. 'cause that'll-- that'll make sense. add a ticket booth... turn it. turn it. turn it again. the game is running like total ass. now, because every- nothin- there's too much shit in my park, my park is too awesome.

added. now all we need to do is add a path. now all we need to do is add a path. [mumbling] no, come back. add a path coming from the exit. make it longer! [deep voice] make it longer, make it stronger. is that to- is that too far gone? oh my god! you guys don't know my suffering with this fuckin' frame rate right now.

and everything is super laggy to click on. i mean you probably do know my suffering, because you're watching the actual episode. there we go! she is complete! are you guys ready? to watch this? oh wait, the ride is already open. you guys ready to watch this thing kill some people? you guys ready to watch this thing kill some people

i know i am, up top! yes! self-five. *high-fives himself* whoo! you guys gonna get on it? maybe i have to speed up the day. 7th of february, year 1 that's my birthday! the best ride in the park was completed on my birthday, the 7th of february. ohh it brings a tear to my eyes those are not tears.

ahhhhhhhh!!! [chuckles] n-nobody's getting on it... (poor jack, i'd ride that but i'm afraid of heights) {same} why's nobody wanna get on my roller coaster? here we fuckin' go, our first customers. everybody on hope you signed your fuckin'- your insurance waivers. [alien voice] it's like watching ants!

annts, do my work!! *laughs maniacally* *narrator voice* a hush comes over the crowd, as the first patrons make their way to the entrance. watch them take off now and run to the seats. *watches//waits* or not, hush my- there we go. here we-- *laughs maniacally again* -yess. this is gonna be awesome! ok, ride camera.

[coughs] yessss ohh. mother. of. god. oh mother of god that would scare the bajesus out of me if i was on it. ohhh noo... oh, i love it! i can't fuckin' wait, everybody fill up them seats! how many do we need, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven more people!

there's two, three, four, five, six, se- sorry jerry, your gonna have to be left behind. [growling quietly] oh yeah... oh yeah! *gets louder* *full-on koolaid man* oh yeah! wait, no! not yet, not yet, not yet! i need the ride camera. wait no! not yet, not yet, not yet! i need the ride camera. wait, is this actually gonna work? oh! oh yeaaaah! whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

oh god! that's not as fast as i had hoped it would be. aww i thought it was gonna be fucking lightning quick. ohh jesus! [chuckling] oh-ho-ho-ho! nice one! whooooaa!!! don't stop in the middle please. i-i put a lot of effort into this fuckin' roller coaster, i'm not gonna- *moans* oohhhhh god beuhhh huuuuuhhhh bleh

i put a lotta' effort into this thing! *cheers* whooo! take off again! i don't wanna see you guys slow down, and s- and fuckin' stop in the middle. ohh! that is awesome!! yess! fear my ride! oh god, you're like right on the ground, like a racecar, on this part. and up again, you got a little more speed

ooh! that's awesome you get to come around and see the entire park, and everyone underneath is going, "wow, look at that one mommy, i wanna go on it." and she's like, "you- you can't, you will fucking die if you go on it." oh, i put too many brake pads on. oh! it still goes towards the end anyway. wa'n't that fun? did you guys like that? too many-- too many brake pads. too many--

i have stopped the entire ride. so what you guys are saying is too many brake pads. and now i actually have to fucki- awwww, come on. i have to close the ride just to edit this fucking shit again. did you see the crowd i just got for this?! and now you do this to me?! blasphemy!! done! she's back open. place exit? w-why? why? why? can i edit building? can i--can i like mo--

ohhhhh noooo, that's too much. what did you do?! why did you move?? i did not fuckin' move you. [whispering] no, no, no. [louder] no. okay. no.....! noo! ohh thank god. i thought i fucked it all up. jesus. (nah you good fam) k, we'll just add another thing to this again, we'll just edit track and add another... add another add anootheerr eughh! c'mon. christ. another one of these, another one of these.

oh goodd. i broke it all i-i fucked it all up oh wait! no, auto-complete *quieter* yes, yes get the auto-complete button! here we go, it's fixed, its fixed! no, it's not?!! the track is like way smaller now. what did you do?!? [growling] fuckin' hate this!

we good, we good fam, it's all do- it's lit. it's all fixed, everything's good again. ookay, now i just need people to go back on it. yay!! this is basically all i'm going to be doing for this episode is- is making this roller coaster i fuckin' love it. i love it so much. it's unsafe, it's not sturdy, it's exactly what i would expect from jack-a-tron land. you come down, you come over, you go up, and around and around all the rides! this place is a mess and its my mess. *smooches* mwah!!

here come all the giddy little patrons. here come all the people who want death! (oh, jack) *giggles* hello, how are you guys doing? welcome, good to see you at jack-a-tron land. this game is legit fucking awesome. how are you guys doing? welcome, good to see you at jack-a-tron land. this game is legit fucking awesome. i love it so much, it's so much fun. getting to build shit, break people up.

we have 34 peop- 3,400 people in the park right now. that's pretty good. that's a gooda! what's the- w-w-what's the best type of cheese? gouda.. {*round of applause*} that doesn't make any sense. *laughs* you guys impressed? world's first 24 hour amusement park.

actually, wait! there's probably another 24 hour amusement park somewhere in the world. and now i'm making big assumptions. but the best 24 hour amusement park in the world. that's right here. it's right in here. that's-that's where that lies that's where that lives, right in there. i mean its out in the open as well, you guys can come if you want. you wanna get tickets?

just cause you guys watch me, i'll give you free tickets. you can all gain free entry all 10 mill--10.9 million of you. it would be 11 million, but thanks youtube *laughs* huh, it's so funny cause it deleted like all the inactive subscribers and some active ones, it unsubbed you from the channel. it was like 250,000 subscribers all left the channel all at once. and across a bunch of other channels as well, mark, and felix, and mattpad,

a bunch of people all lost subscribers i just thought it was funny becauseeverything else was freaking out about it and i was just like-- ehh! that's just probably youtube fucking up *laughs* ahhh hilarious, 'cause it was like yay 11 million, i made a nice video, at least i thought it was a very nice video. and then, i celebrated 11 million all together and then it was like,

oh we're not at 11 million anymore. thanks, thanks youtube. *chuckles* okay, lets see what it's like now from here. that's not as fast as i wanted it to be. i mean, it's all right, but you could be a lot faster. you know you could. you know you could now. can i- can i ride camera this? yeahhhh

what, how are people feeling? people are--- ohhh that guys scared.. ohhhhh jesuss you better hold on dude, it's not over yet. just wait for it. oh god. looking at it from this point of view, it's just like weee *passes out/ throws up* weee! *passesout//throws up* ehughhh oh! i love it so much, it's my favorite ride in the park now. i should went----i should'a went crazier with it

i should have filled out space back there a bit more but, i-- i didn't want to, i wanted to see like if it worked first. and then i forgot that if i delete stuff i have to close down the entire thing and go back at it after who knows? maybe we'll do that now we have to see if iactually did a good thing if the brakes actually work properly this time

and it's not gonna fuck me up. cause i added all normal tracks here and then brakes right at the end. we good? oh my god that's perfect! that was awesome! whoo! look at the people queuing up, people lining up for a bit of that--- oh! we need a new name for this one. i'll leave it up to you guys, ahhmm. you're gonna have to write in the comments what kind of name you want for this

'cause you guys named the nippletwister that time, which was good, i should have gone a bit crazier with it. i'll go super crazy with this name, so give me all the weirdest names that you have. some people were calling the last one the "holocauster". that's how-- that's how bad we're gonna get with these jokes. *laughs* so gi--gimme your best shot, gimme your best names, your best jokes. what is going on? oh, you guys are getting ready to go. okay. anyway,

thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face like a boss and *deep voice* high fives all around wapishhhh wapishhhh thank you guys and i will see all you dudes in the next video *last episode: speech jammer challenge*

*outro music* that was a fun episode to record, i had a fuckin blast doing that! more of that please! oh! you know what we should do? we should build a roller coaster next time that goes like this(up like a screw) and then come over and down (like a screw). i want to see if i can do that. *self-five//clap* ideas!

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